Welcome to Turff-Co, Here we are trying to educate the United States on the Terror of the Toy Wars. They have been
going on for years, silently, around our neighborhoods, schools, homes, and cities. they are beginning to spiral out
of control. More and more often it is possible to see a decapitated toy laying on the ground. what once used to
be a secret war is now out in the open.
"my city once used to be a quite place but now seeing a limb here and there is common place. this morning on my
way work i saw a Gi Joe, drowned in a fountain. The children are starting to become scared." says Mayor Taylor Murphy
" It was common place to see children bring toys from home to play with at recess, but not any more... When six
toys a day were being sent to the infirmy, we had to ban them, for their own safety." Says Pricipal Matt Nolan
"I went to get my Barbie from my dresser, when i spied her head hanging on the wall. i looked out the window and
saw a huge pile of barrel of mokeys on the ground by the time i made it out there they had vanished." Andrea Thompson age
9
